official intake form · fury translation™
I am not entirely pleased right now.
tell us more. we will handle it professionally.
grievance filed
step 1 — situation assessment
how unhappy are you right now?
step 2 — orientation
demo video coming soon
step 3 — official deposition
tap to begin your official deposition
your feelings will appear here in real time...
official correspondence — prepared on your behalf
on record
step 4 — select delivery method
the dispatch
anonymous or signed email delivered to the party in question with a link to the official record
coming soon
the broadcast
an avatar reads your translation aloud in full institutional voice with generated audio
coming soon
the ainn segment
a generated news segment interviews the aggrieved party and translates live for viewers at home
the recipient will receive the official translation and a link to hopeyoudie.icu. no sender information will be included. they will know what they did.